I will not be loving any of the alien babes


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I know what you’re  thinking. Kenyatta, you need to stop drinking that kool-aid. But hear me out. When has it worked out for any guy to be kissing one of those aliens from some other planet? You could be an astronaut, a star ship  captain or a rock  star  but then you connect with an alien woman and you get infected, turned into an alien, enslaved or killed. It’s just not going to end well. Now, I realize that we men have certain  flaws. Most of our brains are located in our penises but we should start thinking that when a woman who is way out of our league starts hitting on us, she’s probably an alien.

 

Now earth women are known for wearing some pretty tight outfits but alien women will outdo them anytime. They are the queens of skank so t that should tell you to keep it zipped.

 

Alien women do not need to be wined and dined. They will just put out in order to get your dna. And once they’ve  got it, who knows how many space monsters they will create. Here  you are dooming the whole human race for a few minutes of pleasure. What a sick bastard you turned out to be.

 

So, when earth gets ruled by something halfway between a dinosaur and the baby of Rush Limbaugh and Michelle Bachmann, we will know who to blame. Damned alien women. I’ve had it up to there with them.

 

Follow this link for more information about sexy aliens who have had sex with us normal earth types. It will frighten and amaze you. http://www.blastr.com/2010/06/23_hot_creepy_and_weird_c.php. See the girl with the tentacles in her hair, she’s gonna take you, you know where.

 

 

 

One response to “I will not be loving any of the alien babes

  1. what, none of you guys has ever considered any of those hot aliens? such self-control

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